Muslims, do you wander if Allah ever had his way?

With Muhammad? The Quran doesn't say that they didn't so whether Allah and Muhammad had tantric anal-wrenching sex together possibly with a couple other followers in a steamy orgy is pretty much up in the air and open for discussion. I suppose you could argue that the Quran is strictly homophobic, in which case have you ever wandered whether this was possibly due to Muhammad being increasingly frustrated with the practice due to his bumhole growing achingly sore and there was no ibuprofen available to sooth the pain?